What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do certain religions consider menstruating women to be impure? Where did the concept of impurity stem from?

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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From Russia With Love

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper